1 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,880 He said he wanted to look at me. 2 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:22,740 Really? Oh, my God. What the hell? 3 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:29,820 Oh, I didn't care. So he took this little flashlight and he went down under 4 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:30,820 sheets. 5 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,060 And I spread my legs really wide and let him look. 6 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,680 Oh, my God. 7 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 And what happened? 8 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,180 Okay, girls, that's definitely enough. 9 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:41,600 It is time for bed. 10 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:44,580 And what is that? 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,900 It's an erect penis, Mrs. B. I can see that. 12 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:51,200 Well, things sure have changed since I was in school. 13 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,280 Yeah, you know, this stuff's all so complicated. 14 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:59,400 All these erogenous zones and hormones and... I don't know. I don't think I'll 15 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,359 ever get it. 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,420 You will. It'll come to you soon enough. 17 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:03,960 We all have to learn it. 18 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,300 Well, let's go. Chop, chop. Okay. Good night. 19 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:08,880 Bye, Sandy. 20 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:10,560 Okay. 21 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:13,060 Oh, God. 22 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,920 I get so dizzy thinking about these things. 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,160 I guess I shouldn't think about this. I just better go to bed. 24 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,760 Looks like we're getting through. 25 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,240 It's getting thinner. 26 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,020 Hi, Danny. 27 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:02,060 How are you? 28 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:05,700 Wow, 29 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,060 I've seen you've invited some friends to visit. 30 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,780 Under your skirt. 31 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,800 Hey, do you mind if I join in? 32 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,680 What are 33 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:42,860 you 34 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:43,860 doing here? 35 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,840 Golly, that looks like a lot of work. 36 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:51,740 Yeah, it is. 37 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,440 It's the only way to get through. 38 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,480 What's in there? 39 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:08,520 What's under there? You know what's in there. Come on. 40 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,140 Congratulations, Mike. You did it. 41 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:27,060 I'm through. I'm through, PJ. I'm actually through. 42 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,750 I never had dreams like that when I was young. 43 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:31,850 I think you should see someone. 44 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,410 An expert, maybe. Hmm? 45 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:34,890 A shrink? 46 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:36,610 You think I'm crazy? 47 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,070 No, I didn't say that, dear. 48 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:42,110 Well, what then? 49 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:46,730 I think you should see... Dr. 50 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:48,470 Thunderpussy. Dr. 51 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:50,350 Thunderpussy? That quack? 52 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:51,950 No, that's not true, honey. 53 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:55,190 I saw her on the Oprah show, and she's really quite wonderful. 54 00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:59,530 Come on, Mom, I'm your flesh and blood. I mean, what are your friends going to 55 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:03,130 say? I mean, I don't want to go and see her. She's not. 56 00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:10,850 You know, I really don't think you realize, young lady, how very fortunate 57 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,070 are to have an appointment with me today. 58 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:17,050 I was just able to squeeze you in between my national TV engagements. 59 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:21,830 But your mother is such a wonderful, caring woman, I couldn't turn her down. 60 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,499 Say ah. 61 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,500 Ah. 62 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:42,300 You know, if you had a cleaner mind, you probably wouldn't have those dreams. 63 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,080 Breathe in. 64 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,280 Again. 65 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 All right, peaches. 66 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,600 Take your clothes off. 67 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:04,960 Put this gown on. 68 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:08,340 Lie down, and I'll be back in a minute. 69 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,780 Time to check your girl things. 70 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:38,820 Little miss goody -goody. 71 00:10:06,199 --> 00:10:07,360 Complete. You may get dressed. 72 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:10,900 UGH! 73 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:11,290 The physical body is only part of the whole being, Peaches. 74 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,810 I don't understand. Is there something wrong with me? 75 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,490 Physically, you're wonderful. 76 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:22,830 I mean, fine. 77 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,930 But what of your mind and spirit? 78 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,950 That's another story, isn't it, Peaches? 79 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:32,430 I don't know. I guess so. 80 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,290 You need spiritual. 81 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,950 Guidance. 82 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:39,910 I do? 83 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:44,830 Golly, I knew my dream meant something, but I had no idea. 84 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,230 Yes, you do. 85 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:49,550 Spiritual guidance is the first step to nirvana. 86 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:51,950 It is? 87 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,250 Golly, Dr. Thunder, I didn't know that. 88 00:13:56,470 --> 00:14:00,830 I mean, but how do I find spiritual guidance and enlightenment? 89 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,470 Look for a sign, Peter. 90 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:15,180 a sign when I think of the wonderful glorious things you're going to 91 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:21,020 with a body like that soon one last bit of professional advice 92 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:27,760 don't be afraid to seize opportunity by the throat 93 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:33,820 venture not gain not spiritual 94 00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:36,700 enlightenment peaches 95 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,340 Yes, Lord. 96 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,200 I have sinned against you. 97 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:07,100 And I ask that you show merciful forgiveness for my crime. 98 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:16,000 A man may commit fraud. 99 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,880 He may consort with prostitutes. 100 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,300 A man may sin against his brethren. 101 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:32,280 A man may disgrace his life. 102 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:40,600 The Lord will show himself. 103 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:54,440 In this desperate hour when we all need spiritual 104 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,440 guidance. 105 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,400 Spiritual guidance. 106 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,900 I'm going to make a very special request. 107 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:08,260 I'd like all of you out there who are watching the Bible Village Prayer Hour 108 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:14,120 kneel and pray with me and for me. 109 00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:21,450 Would you begin by kneeling yourself? 110 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:29,750 No, no, no, no, dear. No, no, just for prayer, dear. For prayer out this way, 111 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:34,290 please. Show the world how we pray in the Bible. My 112 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:38,750 friends, 113 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:44,570 these have been very difficult times. You all know my circumstances. 114 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:50,960 God, give me strength. 115 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,280 Without your help, I can't go on. 116 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:59,060 Without your help, even God can't go on. 117 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,200 It's your generous support. 118 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:11,180 Your generous support which allows us to do our work and God's work and holy 119 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,180 work again. 120 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,700 So I ask you, I won't tell you what. 121 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,329 How deep to go into your pocket. 122 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,010 Ask God for that knowledge. 123 00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:27,810 But God tells you to send ten dollars. 124 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,430 Don't send five. 125 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:34,770 Don't show change, God. 126 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,110 Please call now. 127 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:43,810 While it's still time to do the work that you so earnestly wish to do. 128 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:53,470 You may send your contributions to box, post office box at 1515 129 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:55,670 Bible Village, California. 130 00:17:57,890 --> 00:18:03,650 Or you may call 1 -800 -LOVE -GOD. 131 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:14,710 We do take message out. 132 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,060 American Express. 133 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:25,340 And if you act now, you will send me an actual 134 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:31,400 three -inch -high replica of the crucifixion plastic Jesus for your 135 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,720 or your rearview mirror. 136 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,340 Thank you. 137 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:43,180 And God willing, we'll see you all next week. 138 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,750 Seize opportunity by the throat. 139 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,890 That's exactly what I'm going to do. 140 00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:00,570 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. That's a wrap. 141 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:06,130 So, uh... How was that at night, huh, babe? 142 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:11,250 Oh, you were fat, babe, but, uh... Got some bad news for you. 143 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:14,350 Iris? 144 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:18,090 And 60 Minutes, the Department of Justice... 145 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:24,340 Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, the local police, 146 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:30,200 and Penthouse Magazine for me, and 600 147 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,660 angry parishioners for you. 148 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,860 All right, that's it. 149 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,180 We don't have time to fool around here anymore. 150 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:42,660 Pack your panties, honey. We're taking this show to South America. Come on. 151 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,150 land on Bible Village lawn. 152 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:23,570 So hurry, come on. 153 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,290 Looks like it's all over, honey. 154 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:31,710 Who is it? 155 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,530 It's just me, Peaches. 156 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,370 Get out of here, kid. 157 00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:38,910 Can't you see we're in a hurry? 158 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:43,450 Yeah, but I saw you on TV and I came down here tonight all the way down here 159 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,169 see you. 160 00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:45,170 Oh, you did, honey? 161 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,250 Yeah, I'm looking for guidance. 162 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,060 Spiritual guidance. 163 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,100 You're looking for spiritual guidance, honey. 164 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:56,280 Now, surely we have a moment to spare for a young child looking for spiritual 165 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,060 guidance. But the chopper. 166 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,820 All right. All right, now let me explain one thing. At the Bible village, 167 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,380 spiritual guidance always comes first. 168 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,420 It's our way of life, honey. You know that. 169 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:12,420 Our life will be behind bars if we don't get going now. 170 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,440 She has a point there, honey. 171 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,690 Well, you have to work fast this evening if you're going to get spiritual 172 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:19,690 guidance in time. 173 00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:22,490 So what you should do now is just relax. 174 00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:26,890 That's it. All right, now just remove your panties. My panties? Yes, well, 175 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,870 trust me, honey. We don't have a lot of time. You understand what I'm saying? 176 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:34,130 Nanette, perhaps you could show the young lady, you know, the way we go 177 00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:38,130 dispensing the spiritual guidance when we don't have a lot of time, honey. 178 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:41,910 I can't believe it. You see, honey, it's all right. 179 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,940 Close it down like that. Just wait for it. And you just do the same, honey. 180 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 That's a girl. 181 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,760 That's a girl. Okay, now. 182 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,480 Now we have time to go back. 183 00:25:43,229 --> 00:25:49,090 We do have permission to land here. 184 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,820 We'll see you. 185 00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:27,260 Yes, sir. 186 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,080 See, we got the lights right on you, fella. 187 00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:59,900 Yes, sir, as I said, we're here in July. 188 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,920 We're going to be out here in just a minute. 189 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,900 Yes, sir, those lights aren't bothering us at all. 190 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,920 Gary Bob! 191 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:08,140 Gary Bob! 192 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,900 What the hell are you doing in there, fella? 193 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:30,450 Strange people. 194 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,630 Now where am I going to sleep tonight? 195 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,750 Would you like some more milk, Bobby? 196 00:27:42,010 --> 00:27:43,010 No, then. 197 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:46,610 I feel so awful that my pizza is gone. 198 00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:51,550 And after that horrible dream that she had, I can only think of that nice lady 199 00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:52,550 saw in Geraldo. 200 00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:54,970 Thunder Pussy. That's an odd name. 201 00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,010 It's Jewish. 202 00:27:58,030 --> 00:27:59,030 Oh, maybe it's Swedish. 203 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:02,510 Would you like some more cake? 204 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:03,509 Oh, no. 205 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:04,510 Thanks. No. 206 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:11,650 Men are going to get to her. I just know it. 207 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,970 She's been sheltered. She doesn't know what it's like out there. 208 00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:19,330 I don't want men to get her. What do you think we can do? 209 00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:24,470 I don't know. We just got to go and find her. 210 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,790 How? 211 00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:32,830 I don't feel very good. 212 00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:39,730 I know. 213 00:28:40,150 --> 00:28:41,390 We'll wait for her letters. 214 00:28:41,690 --> 00:28:42,690 Her letters? 215 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:44,950 Yes. 216 00:28:45,630 --> 00:28:47,810 Bobby, I don't know what I would do without you. 217 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:51,330 I feel better already. 218 00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:56,430 You work out, don't you? 219 00:28:57,230 --> 00:28:58,230 Yeah. 220 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,720 wearing those tight jeans. 221 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,380 Just notice that. 222 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:06,660 Very, very nice. 223 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,500 Oh, wow. 224 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:15,520 Holy Repose Spiritual Retreat. 225 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,800 Hi. 226 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,800 How are you? 227 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,080 Where did you come from? 228 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,120 Don't you know this is sacred property? 229 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:54,040 Well, no, I mean... Well, I think I'm lost. 230 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:56,060 What a strange thing to say. 231 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,440 Yes, it is. 232 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,220 Well, you're all here. 233 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,200 We're all right here. 234 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,960 Did you think you were someplace else? 235 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,560 Well, no, not really. I mean... 236 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:10,240 This is all very confusing. 237 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,040 Yes, it is. 238 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,600 Silly girl. 239 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,960 We would like you to... Join us for lunch. 240 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:18,500 Oh, that'd be great. 241 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:19,980 And learn our prayer. 242 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:46,110 Dear Mom and Bobby, I'm now at the Holy 243 00:31:46,110 --> 00:31:49,730 Repose Spiritual Retreat. 244 00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:52,190 It's really neat here. 245 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:59,050 We grow our own vegetables and make our own bread. 246 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:03,670 And it's really spiritual. 247 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,970 I think I'll learn a lot here. 248 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,360 I'm gonna stay here for a while. 249 00:32:43,709 --> 00:32:44,709 Oh yeah. 250 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,080 Grab me. Yeah. 251 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,380 Oh. You feel good. 252 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,040 Oh, yeah. 253 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,220 Oh, uh -huh. I like that. 254 00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:50,380 Oh, yeah. 255 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,640 Oh, yeah. 256 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,840 Oh. 257 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,260 Oh. Oh. 258 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,020 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 259 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,360 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 260 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:04,220 Oh. 261 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,920 Oh, fingers are those. 262 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:04,500 Oh, let me have the old cookie. 263 00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:45,050 Well, kind of a long story. 264 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:47,250 That's all right. I have time. 265 00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:52,230 Well, see, I'm kind of on a quest for spiritual enlightenment. 266 00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:54,710 That's not going so well. 267 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:57,730 Well, do you need a ride? 268 00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,029 Yes, please. 269 00:37:59,030 --> 00:38:00,090 Okay, get it. 270 00:38:05,030 --> 00:38:07,530 What do we have here? A chicken. 271 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:08,910 A bite? 272 00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:12,400 No, Israeli chicken. Same as a cheetah. 273 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,640 Oh, wow. 274 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:23,120 This is my life. I'm taking care of cheetah. Yeah? 275 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,760 Until I found Otto. 276 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,220 Otto? Who's Otto? 277 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,380 Well, Otto is my name. 278 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,680 Yeah? 279 00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,580 He's a fantastic name. 280 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,160 You know, you stopped, you told me before, you know. With the spiritual 281 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,300 enlightenment? Yeah, right. 282 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:44,360 He's very smart, and I think we would be very, you know, you would get along 283 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,420 together. Yeah? 284 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,320 Yeah. Oh, great. 285 00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:48,740 All right. 286 00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:49,820 So let's go. 287 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,180 Yeah. 288 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:55,400 Oh, boy. You thought you were a rooster? 289 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Oh, no. 290 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,340 Otto is the one who changed my life. 291 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:04,380 Taught me the meaning of my internal polarity. 292 00:39:05,650 --> 00:39:07,090 I'm really worried about Peaches. 293 00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:09,990 She's never been away from home before. 294 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,710 If I may be so bold. 295 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:14,050 What is it, Bobby? 296 00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:18,490 I just don't think you should be letting her run around at all. She's mature for 297 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:21,190 her age, but she still needs a mom's watchful eye. 298 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:23,170 You're right. 299 00:39:23,830 --> 00:39:25,090 I'm going to go and find her. 300 00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:26,570 I think we should go together. 301 00:39:27,170 --> 00:39:28,690 What would your mother say about that? 302 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,410 She won't care. 303 00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:31,830 As long as I'm with you. 304 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,140 Well, I can take good care of you. 305 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,020 So listen, why don't you run along and go pack some things. Don't forget your 306 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:44,160 toothbrush and your toothpaste and jockey shorts and bring along those 307 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,480 jeans, things like that. We'll leave this evening. 308 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:55,960 You must realize, as human beings, we are low to fly. 309 00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:01,800 Consisting approximately of 85 % water. 310 00:40:02,930 --> 00:40:06,930 and 15 % bone and cartilage. 311 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:13,650 Now, you break that down into dollars and cents, you couldn't afford a very 312 00:40:13,650 --> 00:40:17,410 cheap, very small bag of lawn fertilizer. 313 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,990 Oh, this is the place. Come on. 314 00:40:23,350 --> 00:40:24,950 Quick, because, you know, it's a start. 315 00:40:27,330 --> 00:40:28,330 Hiya, though. 316 00:40:28,450 --> 00:40:32,030 Hi. I was told that this is where the realization session is. 317 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,680 Sit down. 318 00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:35,800 Sit across from me. 319 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,300 Do not move. 320 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,600 Do not ask questions. 321 00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:45,160 And do not interrupt. 322 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,260 You are late. 323 00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:52,780 You have missed my proof that the flesh is worthless. 324 00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:57,820 Yes, sir. I'm sorry. 325 00:40:58,460 --> 00:40:59,780 Of course you are. 326 00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:01,820 They're always sorry. 327 00:41:03,690 --> 00:41:10,110 You see, class, life without ecstasy would be merely a series of petty 328 00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:11,110 tribulations. 329 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,550 What would I tell you? 330 00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:17,570 Oh, Doc, you are so enlightened. 331 00:41:18,930 --> 00:41:19,970 Yes, I am. 332 00:41:21,370 --> 00:41:24,610 And now, tell me what you see. 333 00:41:26,970 --> 00:41:30,910 I see breath. 334 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:33,780 Oh, very astute. 335 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,760 And what else do you see? 336 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,300 Arm and leg. 337 00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:43,740 Genitals. 338 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,660 Genitals? Yes, Professor. 339 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:48,180 Genitals. 340 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,160 Let's explore those genitals. 341 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,620 You must experience the moist, mundane feelings. 342 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,640 of those genitals. 343 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,220 Touch each other. 344 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,280 Feel them. 345 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,420 Explore your orifices. 346 00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:23,040 You must see that it is all merely flesh and bone. 347 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,040 Come here. 348 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,160 Who, me? 349 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,360 Yes, you. 350 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,700 I must feel your moist, mundane flesh. 351 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,880 And you must feel mine. 352 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,100 If we are to achieve true enlightenment. 353 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,100 Oh, well. 354 00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:57,020 I don't think I can right now. I have to. But you must respond. 355 00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,740 Only the weak do not respond to my... 356 00:43:01,050 --> 00:43:02,830 Have a powerful polarity experience. 357 00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:07,230 You are not willing it. No, no. You are inferior. 358 00:43:09,710 --> 00:43:11,510 Sorry. Get out. 359 00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:13,470 Get out of my class. 360 00:43:20,990 --> 00:43:23,710 I have more time to give to my true students. 361 00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:29,530 The true students that want to achieve my power. 362 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:35,140 my intellect, my divine polarity experience. 363 00:44:48,810 --> 00:44:49,810 Ready for my enlightenment? 364 00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:51,150 Oh, yeah. 365 00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:58,630 Yeah. 366 00:47:16,110 --> 00:47:17,110 Huh? 367 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:17,880 Oh... 368 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,880 All this driving. 369 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:21,160 I really think I'd like to loosen up before I go to bed. 370 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,900 Oh, I forgot my leotard. 371 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:30,120 Hey, wait. I'm here. Don't get undressed. 372 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,280 I am not getting undressed. 373 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,420 Yeah, I'll be completely covered by my undergarment. 374 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,580 You know, just because we're on the road doesn't mean I should forfeit a day of 375 00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:42,580 working out. 376 00:49:42,799 --> 00:49:44,660 You know, you could benefit from some of this yourself. 377 00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:46,760 No, thanks. I'll watch TV. 378 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,640 You don't like what you see. I've hurt your eyes. 379 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:20,720 Please help me. 380 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:11,680 You know, you're traveling on the road in mixed company. You can't expect to 381 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,680 have total privacy. 382 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,680 I would have thought you'd have known that. 383 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,160 Besides, I don't expect to be embarrassed if I see you in your 384 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,280 I guess I could do a few jumping jacks. 385 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,960 I should say so. 386 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,860 You're feeling better already, aren't you? 387 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,470 Not a body looking a little pale. 388 00:55:06,030 --> 00:55:08,890 Keep an eye on that boy. It's pretty excitable. 389 00:55:20,990 --> 00:55:21,990 Whoa! 390 00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:24,050 What is that up there on the road? 391 00:55:24,830 --> 00:55:26,410 Tough vision from God! 392 00:55:36,940 --> 00:55:38,160 Good morning, young pretty. 393 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,440 My humble chariot is at your service. 394 00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:43,140 Who, me? 395 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:44,340 Yeah, you. 396 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,620 My feet are killing me. 397 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,960 Just hop on in and take a load off. Thanks. 398 00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:03,920 Hi. Hi. My name's Peaches. Oh, excuse me, pretty Peaches. 399 00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:05,300 My name is Jack. 400 00:56:05,850 --> 00:56:06,850 Dad? Hi. 401 00:56:07,410 --> 00:56:08,410 Oh, God. 402 00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:11,850 You know, I'm on a search for a spiritual enlightenment right now. 403 00:56:12,450 --> 00:56:14,590 Oh, what a coincidence. 404 00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:18,210 I'm out and about after the same thing myself. 405 00:56:18,910 --> 00:56:20,310 Really? Really. 406 00:56:21,130 --> 00:56:24,690 Oh, wow. You know, I'd sure like to meet somebody who knows something about 407 00:56:24,690 --> 00:56:30,190 this. Well, I tell you, spiritual enlightenment, that's where it's at. 408 00:56:30,190 --> 00:56:34,910 some good shit. And I got a buddy who is really hip to the spiritual thing. 409 00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:36,320 Really? Really. 410 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,640 Hello, Maximilian. 411 00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:45,720 Ah, I got a young lady here looking for spiritual guidance. 412 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:52,140 Since I know you know all about that shit, being the holiest pervert I know, 413 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,880 look at that turn you on to. 414 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800 Yeah. 415 00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:58,020 Yeah. 416 00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:02,080 And that's all you have to do, my pretty peaches. 417 00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:08,420 Follow my instructions and then you will obtain the spiritual 418 00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:11,060 guidance that you seek. 419 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,180 Maximilian is the man. 420 00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:16,060 And we've arrived, it seems. 421 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:21,220 Now go in there and remember that the key is in the ears, in the listening. 422 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:28,200 Listen to everything he says. And even more important, do everything he says. 423 00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:33,010 And I will pick you up later. Okay. 424 00:57:37,430 --> 00:57:38,430 Oh, 425 00:57:39,830 --> 00:57:44,850 I can start counting the gold any minute. That is a gold mine going in 426 00:57:44,930 --> 00:57:46,330 Maximilian. 427 00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,660 Yes, we remember her. 428 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:06,100 She joined us for supper one night. Yeah, I think she was the one that left 429 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,760 the morning with the chicken girl. Who? 430 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:12,280 Ah, the little French girl who delivers chickens to Chinatown. 431 01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:20,770 dear mom hope you got my letter from the monastery things didn't 432 01:03:20,770 --> 01:03:27,430 work out there but now my 433 01:03:27,430 --> 01:03:34,290 education is just beginning i just 434 01:03:34,290 --> 01:03:37,090 had my first 435 01:03:57,290 --> 01:03:58,430 Well, Peaches, honey, how'd it go? 436 01:03:59,430 --> 01:04:00,730 Well, okay, I guess. 437 01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:02,530 I'm not a virgin anymore. 438 01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:03,910 What? 439 01:04:04,110 --> 01:04:05,730 Gee, that rat. 440 01:04:06,370 --> 01:04:07,950 He wasn't supposed to do that. 441 01:04:08,430 --> 01:04:09,910 Maximilian was supposed to be a fan. 442 01:04:11,110 --> 01:04:16,010 Well, I'm okay. I mean, it was fun and all. And I guess it was about time I did 443 01:04:16,010 --> 01:04:17,010 that anyway. 444 01:04:17,450 --> 01:04:20,110 But I don't think I found any enlightenment. 445 01:04:21,850 --> 01:04:25,830 Well, no harm done then. We're not going to give up, are we? 446 01:04:26,570 --> 01:04:29,830 Oh, no, I intend to seize every opportunity by the throat. 447 01:04:30,130 --> 01:04:31,310 Ah, that spirit. 448 01:04:32,310 --> 01:04:35,850 Look, I got this friend up in Chinatown who'll pay anything. 449 01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:41,570 No, what I mean is, I know this guy up in Chinatown who is much holier than 450 01:04:41,570 --> 01:04:46,090 Maximilian. He can show you the way to that, what do you call it, spiritual 451 01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:47,210 enlightenment. 452 01:04:48,130 --> 01:04:49,130 Okay, great. 453 01:04:49,650 --> 01:04:55,450 You know, you gotta take every opportunity and choke it out of the 454 01:04:55,450 --> 01:04:56,348 that what you said? 455 01:04:56,350 --> 01:04:58,350 Yeah. Okay, let's go then. Okay. 456 01:05:12,270 --> 01:05:18,290 Peaches is going to be my all -time champion money -making machine, Maury. 457 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:23,710 But until I think of something, we're going to have to make some little itty 458 01:05:23,710 --> 01:05:26,770 -bitty don't -mean -shit concessions. I don't know, Jack. 459 01:05:27,730 --> 01:05:30,750 Maury, Maury, I need your help on this. 460 01:05:31,050 --> 01:05:35,190 You have never seen a chick like this. I mean, she takes the cake. 461 01:05:36,230 --> 01:05:40,590 What we gotta do is try to make you look a little bit more spiritual. 462 01:05:42,310 --> 01:05:43,310 Wow. 463 01:05:44,630 --> 01:05:46,350 Hold on to your shorts, honey. 464 01:05:46,730 --> 01:05:53,310 Maury, I mean, Guru Ananda Maury, has consented to see you and give you 465 01:05:53,310 --> 01:05:54,430 his secrets. 466 01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:56,870 of spiritual enlightenment. 467 01:05:58,150 --> 01:05:59,750 Really? This is it, baby. 468 01:06:00,010 --> 01:06:01,010 He has? 469 01:06:01,130 --> 01:06:02,129 Mm -hmm. 470 01:06:02,130 --> 01:06:03,730 You mean a real guru? 471 01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:06,170 Mm -hmm. No more phonies? 472 01:06:06,390 --> 01:06:07,069 Mm -mm. 473 01:06:07,070 --> 01:06:08,530 Oh, God, I can't wait. 474 01:06:08,850 --> 01:06:09,970 This is going to be great. 475 01:06:10,730 --> 01:06:14,570 I'm going to be going home to Mommy and Bobby soon, and I'll be a better person, 476 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:16,690 and I won't have those awful dreams anymore. 477 01:06:35,060 --> 01:06:38,200 spiritual. It's just like I told you, baby. 478 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:44,640 Mori, I mean Guru Ananda Mori, is real heavy duty. 479 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,720 You okay? 480 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,020 Oh yeah, he's alright. 481 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,640 He's just in a train. 482 01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,040 I'll go over there. 483 01:07:39,530 --> 01:07:44,210 Not the wrists, but... All this traveling has got me crazy. 484 01:07:45,390 --> 01:07:46,950 I really need some of that tequila. 485 01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:54,750 We don't have any glasses. 486 01:07:57,910 --> 01:07:59,290 We don't need any glasses. 487 01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:06,710 So what are we going to do now? 488 01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:12,680 Guess we'll have a little drink and then who knows 489 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:18,979 Over the lips past the tongue 490 01:08:18,979 --> 01:08:21,399 look out stomach here it comes 491 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000 Guess this is it, huh? 492 01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:53,580 It could be. 493 01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:55,560 Play of cards, right? 494 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:08,960 What about... It'll be our little secret. 495 01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,100 Finally, enlightenment. 496 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,280 Peters! 497 01:12:22,180 --> 01:12:24,860 I know you're going to do it for me, baby. 498 01:12:25,060 --> 01:12:27,860 You have the power to do that, whoever saw. 499 01:12:29,260 --> 01:12:30,260 Yeah. 500 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:36,020 Being right next to you is the footpath to enlightenment. 501 01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:40,460 Right through his body. 502 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:42,900 Oh, yes. 503 01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:49,650 Oh. 504 01:17:48,870 --> 01:17:49,870 Yes, 505 01:17:50,430 --> 01:17:51,430 I feel it. 506 01:17:54,310 --> 01:17:55,810 Oh, take me, Maury. 507 01:17:56,570 --> 01:17:59,630 Take me, I mean, take me, Guru, and not a Marie. 508 01:19:24,620 --> 01:19:25,620 Oh. 509 01:22:03,690 --> 01:22:05,750 Oh, just getting a little exercise, honey. 510 01:22:10,570 --> 01:22:11,950 What is this shit? 511 01:22:13,430 --> 01:22:17,550 Maury, are you trying to pull a fast one? You guys are nothing but a couple 512 01:22:17,550 --> 01:22:24,290 fakes. Ah, you will never get a chance to hoodwink me again, you scoundrel. 513 01:22:25,110 --> 01:22:29,730 Peaches, I am so sorry for having exposed you to this charlatan. 514 01:22:30,550 --> 01:22:31,750 Well, you should be. 515 01:22:32,110 --> 01:22:33,150 I trusted you. 516 01:22:33,410 --> 01:22:34,410 Oh, wait a minute, honey. 517 01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:44,990 I'm never going to find enlightenment like this. 518 01:22:47,550 --> 01:22:49,510 I'm really disappointed in Jack. 519 01:22:49,830 --> 01:22:51,750 I think he took advantage of me. 520 01:22:53,090 --> 01:22:55,070 That's okay. It's not his fault. 521 01:22:56,630 --> 01:23:00,070 I just got to find this enlightenment thing so I can go home. 522 01:23:00,590 --> 01:23:03,010 To my mom and Bobby and all my friends. 523 01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:07,690 Damn, damn, there goes the goose that made the golden egg! 524 01:23:08,890 --> 01:23:10,410 You drag, baby! 525 01:23:14,730 --> 01:23:15,730 Peaches! 526 01:23:17,110 --> 01:23:19,190 Peaches! Come back here! 527 01:23:25,730 --> 01:23:27,850 Now what's that fool girl gonna do next? 528 01:23:28,590 --> 01:23:29,910 It's dangerous on these streets. 529 01:24:17,550 --> 01:24:18,550 You a pimp? 530 01:24:19,050 --> 01:24:20,050 Why not? 531 01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:21,570 Why do you want anything? 532 01:24:22,210 --> 01:24:23,970 Huh? You a pimp, honey? 533 01:24:25,090 --> 01:24:26,090 Sorry. 534 01:24:26,370 --> 01:24:27,410 Gee, right. 535 01:24:28,550 --> 01:24:30,950 Way to wake up in the goddamn morning. 536 01:24:33,350 --> 01:24:34,530 What are you doing here? 537 01:24:36,570 --> 01:24:40,890 Nothing. I hate everybody. I mean, it's just, it's crummy. I mean, everyone I 538 01:24:40,890 --> 01:24:44,510 meet is just, like, motivated by lust and greed and avarice, and it's just 539 01:24:44,510 --> 01:24:45,510 horrible. 540 01:24:54,470 --> 01:24:57,330 I was better off before I started searching for enlightenment. 541 01:24:57,650 --> 01:25:03,890 I mean, I'd be better off home in my trailer watching soap operas. I hate 542 01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:05,910 operas. I hate them. 543 01:25:06,550 --> 01:25:07,630 You know what that means? 544 01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:11,190 Come on, people. Y 'all ain't got no bumpers on your ass. 545 01:25:11,870 --> 01:25:12,870 Shit. 546 01:25:13,870 --> 01:25:16,370 Out here on business and these people fooling around. 547 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,620 Where can that girl be? 548 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:27,820 Lordy, lordy. Peaches. 549 01:25:29,220 --> 01:25:30,860 Lady, get out and roll. 550 01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:34,780 You need some of this. And what did I do? Here. 551 01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:36,220 I don't drink. 552 01:25:36,660 --> 01:25:37,920 You don't drink? 553 01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:40,040 No. Oh, sue yourself. 554 01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:41,620 I drink. 555 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:50,100 Well, on second thought, I... Don't spill it now. Take it easy. 556 01:25:51,530 --> 01:25:53,970 That's a lot of bacon there. What is that stuff? 557 01:25:54,290 --> 01:25:57,650 Yeah, feels good, don't it? This is a cure for what it is. 558 01:25:58,110 --> 01:26:01,030 I know, because I live on your stuff. 559 01:26:01,390 --> 01:26:03,310 Let me have some more. You want something to eat? 560 01:26:04,730 --> 01:26:06,830 Oh, God. 561 01:26:08,010 --> 01:26:11,210 Actually, it's not too bad. 562 01:26:11,870 --> 01:26:13,590 Tastes like grape juice with bite. 563 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,010 You want some bagel? 564 01:26:16,230 --> 01:26:17,230 Nah. 565 01:26:18,850 --> 01:26:19,850 You know... 566 01:26:20,390 --> 01:26:25,510 When you're talking about people and how they're all full of stuff and poop and 567 01:26:25,510 --> 01:26:28,830 things, there's some friends of mine you ought to meet. 568 01:26:29,170 --> 01:26:31,290 They really like to hear that. 569 01:26:31,510 --> 01:26:36,230 If you come with me, I'm going to introduce you to some of the other 570 01:26:36,230 --> 01:26:40,790 live here. You know, there's Danny, Dante, 571 01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:45,150 and there's the guy in the videos, Pacheco Raleigh. 572 01:26:45,410 --> 01:26:46,570 Is that who he is? 573 01:26:48,510 --> 01:26:51,270 They just talk about that stuff all the time. 574 01:26:51,550 --> 01:26:53,290 And they love to see something like you. 575 01:26:53,570 --> 01:26:55,250 Because you're not. Are those real? 576 01:26:56,410 --> 01:26:57,410 Who's over here? 577 01:26:57,450 --> 01:26:58,269 There they are. 578 01:26:58,270 --> 01:26:59,270 Over here, yeah. 579 01:26:59,550 --> 01:27:02,190 Hey, me now. How you doing? Daddy. 580 01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:03,650 How you doing? 581 01:27:03,910 --> 01:27:07,330 Hey. Shut up. Shut up now. Hey. 582 01:27:08,470 --> 01:27:12,050 Shut up. I told you to shut up. 583 01:27:13,290 --> 01:27:14,750 Okay. Now. 584 01:27:15,370 --> 01:27:17,350 I want to introduce the person. 585 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:19,540 Who's become our friend? 586 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:08,440 out the city there's always something going on look at that crowd over there 587 01:28:38,190 --> 01:28:41,950 Institutions we don't need their lectures. We don't need their 588 01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:46,010 We don't need shit You 589 01:28:46,010 --> 01:28:51,370 know why 590 01:28:51,370 --> 01:28:58,310 Because we don't need them you know why because the answers are inside of 591 01:28:58,310 --> 01:29:05,150 us Inside of us all we need is to love 592 01:29:05,150 --> 01:29:06,150 each other 593 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,000 Be quiet!